Boatitude

The obnoxious attitude related to boats, often invoked by those who believe they own boats when if fact they do not.

Mark: Did you see how Anne took charge of the boat like she owns the place?
Kyle: Tell me about it. Bitch has got some serious boatitude going on right now.

by beachchairbitchez June 19, 2013

boat buzzer

A young person with an unexplainable fear of motorboating. Usually stems from childhood boating accidents involving topless women.

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Complete breast immersion is the only way boat buzzers can fight the fear and embrace the tantalizing melons in their lives.

Dude, she's totally asking for it, just look at her top. Stop being such a boat buzzer and stick your face in there.

by EarlLynch October 22, 2014

boat block

A person who tries to kill a fishing trip. They will typically find excuses not to go because they have homosexual tendencies.

My wife hates fishing, that bitch is a boat block.

by Thefrisky April 25, 2015

boat pussy

A vagina that resembles the underside of a boat that's been festering in stagnant water for months.

Eula last night had a bad case of boat pussy!

by TheSanFrancisco69ers November 13, 2015

boat knob

a long curved erect penis.

"Hey Reece Nichols people say you have a boat knob"

"Oh fuck she said she liked it :("

by Hazertron12 March 29, 2016

boat knob

Having a sex party on a boat.

My friends are having a boat knob, you in?

by Windwing August 2, 2016

boat pusher

Large scale narcotics distributor. Origin found in the saying "There are 2 kinds of dealers; those who need boats and those who do not."

My boy aspires to boat pusher status. Yo.

by bobbypyn June 12, 2016