A disorder of getting multiple DWI’s, going to jail for said DWI’s, buying a quarantine dog that shits on the floor, showing up late to work, getting fired after showing up late to work, having a funko pop addiction, living in a midget house, playing the nintendo switch all day, hitting the bong 24/7, taking detox pills every week, acting like the world is against you, and being a cuck.
Friend 1: Man bro, you need to get your shit together and put down the switch and get a job!
Friend 2: I’ve been trying bro! The worlds against me.
Friend 1: Sounds like you got that Austinism bro
Friend 2: I’ve been trying bro! The worlds against me.
Friend 1: Sounds like you got that Austinism bro
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An attackmen in the legendary sport of lacrosse. (yeah right) Will also attack girls if he gets the chance. Also wrestles for the youth team at Seneca highschool with Sean and David. Gets a boner while doing it.
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Get the austic taustic mug.A nice and charming guy, he has many friends and usually gets along well with most people. He usually plays games and is quite academic, can be charming at times but takes desperate measures to find love. Girls would usually like him on first sight but realise that he is kind of a desperate person.
Girl 1: Have you seen that new guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is kind of a simp
Girl 1: Mhm, definitely an Austyn
Girl 2: Yeah, he is kind of a simp
Girl 1: Mhm, definitely an Austyn
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