dirty poison dart frog

when you ejaculate in a woman's vagina slurp it back out and then spit it in her face

dude she was being such a bitch during sex last night, that i decided to give her a dirty poison dart frog

by jackgasm July 22, 2012

Dirty Dan the Democratic Deflowering Man

A weird-ass emo guy who likes to D.P. Senator John Kerry with Levi Callderon all day and all night without any regard to getting back to UNO.

Where is Senator John today?
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.

by Sigma Sigma Sigma August 29, 2004

Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!

A saying used as to exclaim "Fuck you!" or "Get away!"

Strict teacher: "Are you two having problems? Because I can split you up if you are..."

Kid (muttered under breath while teacher's back is turned): "Well you can just eat my dirty thong...bitch."

"Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!"

by Lauren & Elin October 3, 2005

dirty carpets in a big law firm

(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.

Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.

by ChiTownBard February 25, 2013

dirty monkey nut sperm surprise

you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.

i like the dirty monkey nut sperm surprise

by Michael Angelo 6 December 9, 2008

Dirty Fudge Packing Pirate Whore

Someone with the initials of AA or JM: Also known as someone who is just being Faggy(see faggy) and may do annoying things like jump on your bed, making annoying noises, and becomes obsessed with new found adult desires which become the focus of their lives and the lives of their friends who are desperately trying to get them laid so they will stop bitching about it.

Person 1-"Hey what the hell are you doing Jenny?"
Jenny/ Dirty Fudge Packing Pirate Whore-" Giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle jump jump loud noises, blah blah blah, sex"
Person 1- "Damit Jennifer stop penetrating my bed with your moist feet you dirty fudge packing pirate whore!"

by Mailman-222 Kitty lick lick January 8, 2012

Dirty Brown Water Trash

Essentially a collection of grossness that accumulates in kiddy pools at country music festivals. This includes but is not limited to: overcooked brats, dirty sandals, used band aids, shitty mud, etc

Did you see Amber splashing around in that Dirty Brown Water Trash last night? Not really surprised at all

by TheREALChickenMan July 21, 2019