2 definitions by jackgasm

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1. The behaviour of rubbing your eyes and it just feeling so damn good you can't stop until you start seeing colours
What's eyesturbation?

Oh it's like when you rub your eyes like you rub your genitals, both feel good, but only one should be done in public
by Jackgasm January 15, 2014
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when you ejaculate in a woman's vagina slurp it back out and then spit it in her face
dude she was being such a bitch during sex last night, that i decided to give her a dirty poison dart frog
by jackgasm July 19, 2012
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