jackgasm's definitions

Gambrinous

To be content and happy due to a stomach full of beer

i am perfectly gambrinous tonight, thank you beer!

by Jackgasm August 22, 2010

Poovoidance

Avoiding a mind numbing task or person by escaping to the toilet for an extended poo session.

"I used a little bit of poovoidance to get out of the workplace safety training."

by Jackgasm February 19, 2023

dirty poison dart frog

when you ejaculate in a woman's vagina slurp it back out and then spit it in her face

dude she was being such a bitch during sex last night, that i decided to give her a dirty poison dart frog

by jackgasm July 22, 2012

eyesturbation

1. The behaviour of rubbing your eyes and it just feeling so damn good you can't stop until you start seeing colours

What's eyesturbation?

Oh it's like when you rub your eyes like you rub your genitals, both feel good, but only one should be done in public

by Jackgasm January 15, 2014