shit witness

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.

Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.

by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012

Shit damn it

Something that just comes out your mouth when you're really screwed.

John: You know the final's tomorrow right?

Jon: Aw shit damn it!

by Mepman June 15, 2012

Shit in the corner

Annoying shit that needs to be taken care of soon but not immediately.

"Why haven't you taken out the trash yet?"

"Relax women, it's just shit in the corner."

by alsalfai June 18, 2012

shit-stalking

(noun) Modification on "shit-talking." The act of Facebook stalking someone with a friend while simultaneously talking shit about them.

#1, while shit-stalking: Let's shit-stalk Beth. (while looking at a recent picture) She got so fucking fat in college!

by WomenOf113 December 4, 2011

shit breed

a person (men more than women) who is seen as a complete asshole but that's only because they come from a family of complete assholes. Unfortunately it is very difficult to change the shit breed back to a shit and then back to a person.

wow your a fucken shit breed! sux for you.

by mlskiwi December 27, 2011

Shitting on the tower

1. While playing League of Legends, it is the act of approaching the enemy tower and inflicting massive damage or even complete destruction of said tower.

2. "It is when women anal."

1. I'll be shitting on the tower once when push that champion!

2. Yeah, I totally shit on my boyfriend's tower last night.

by Iaeos December 31, 2011

sniff shit

To almost fall on one's face, i.e. to trip.

I will probably sniff shit scaling the fence.

by erss January 1, 2012