shit baby

shit, bey-bee
noun, plural: shit ba·bies
1. The newborn of a mother that defecates during pregnancy.
2. A terrible person.

1. Oh, my God! Look at my Shit Baby! I'll never eat chili again!
2. I just watched you kick that dog with the cataracts, you Shit Baby!

by infinitybinge November 22, 2018

banana shit sundae

An extremely undesirable, completely unpalatable option offered up as if it were a tasty, delectable treat. Effectively the dessert counterpart of a shit sandwich.

Man, that raw meat strawberry trifle is a total banana shit sundae.

by kelledin February 4, 2015

shit-grip

when the shit that you're shitting is so big and uncomfortable that your toes involuntarily grip the the floor.

Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)

by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023

Shits Gurgling

Adjective Describes a feeling in one’s bowels (lower intestinal)
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation

1. “Officer asks: ‘why were you speeding?’ — ‘I’m sorry officer I’ve gotta get home! I’ve got the shit gurgles’”

2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”

by Bitch as monkeys April 16, 2025

Donkey shit

A person that is bad at cod or a person named Michael

Michael is donkey shit at the game

by 2koldd November 12, 2020

shit eater

It is a word derived from mental asylums, coprophagia, referring to the inmates who eat their own feces.

We refer to burn victims as a crispy critter and a copraphagist as a shit eater.

by ironjustice May 25, 2017

shit balls

Someone who gets turned on by watching or sucking their balls and shiting at the same time.

I creeply watched as some random person did shit balls in public
Jason shat while sucking his balls.

I watched as my friend was sucking balls and having great diarrhea at the same time.

Yo man why you be shitting while sucking yo balls??

by pussyfarter March 12, 2022