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Tony

Tony's have the sexiest voice you'll ever hear. Very likely to be tall. A well-groomed man. A force to be reconned with. Tries to scare you and sometimes succeeds. Very lovely but can also can be an asshat. Will ask you why yours thighs are out everywhere if you're wearing ripped jeans. Has thunderthighs himself. Will ask you to arm wrestle.
Friend: Hey Tony, wanna come hang out.

Tony: *in low voice* yeah of course bbg.
by tsham April 5, 2024
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Tony Moment

A moment where incel or incel-like behavior occurs.
Alessa: Ugh he called me 12 times in a row.
Alex: That’s a tony moment.
by idfkmf September 4, 2021
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Ol’ Tony

Ol’ Tony is one of many nicknames of a cowboy who is named Anthony or Tony. He is a risk taker and is nice to the ladies, he is a lone drifter and is probably armed to the teeth and if on his bad side, he will see you but you won’t be able to see him until your ass is kicked. He loves horses and wants to develop a relationship with every horse he meets even if he doesn’t own them. He is an outdoorsman and prefers to piss outside than in a bathroom. He love it when his adrenaline is pumped and is usually the the cowboy that will be on the back of a bucking bronc. He loves to rodeo regardless of making 8 seconds or getting his ass bucked off. He loves the Old West and is a cowboy poet and balladeer. He like many cowboys will do anything in his power to keep the Western way of life alive. He doesn’t take kindly to bossiness unless it is his boss giving him orders. Here is the type of guy that would be outside 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year and he loves American West.
Ol’ Tony couldn’t imagine life if it ain’t on horseback m.”
by Cowboy of no name November 20, 2023
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TheLongshot/Toni

TheLongshot, also known as Toni, is a common term used for amazing FIFA players and Strela specialists. TheLongshots/Toni's pride themselves at standing tall against racism. Toni originated from Italy, although lately Dutch Toni's are taking over. It is unlikely that there are other foreign Toni's, although there may be Toni wannabe's that have similar characteristics.

FIFA Toni's can be recognised by having Orsic, Morientes or many AC Milan players in his team. It is very likely that they will score a lot too.
Person A: "Dude this guy subbed in Orsic in the 65th minute and he's already scored a hat-trick against me"
Person B: "Then I guess you're playing a TheLongshot/Toni"

Person A: "Wow I just got killed by a Strela"
Person B: "I guess we're in a Toni lobby. Stay away from vehicles guys"

Person A: "I just received hateful messages on XBOX"
Person B: "Well, we know for sure that can't be Toni"
by NotTheLongshot November 24, 2021
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Toni

A very smart, funny, hot and loud personality with a great sense of style. Cackles at every dumb joke and is obsessed with plants, books and fancy baths. Will cheer you up when you're down and can be a supportive pillar when you need one. Might also be super into strange music, yoga, anime, writing and smoking weed. Also a great listener and has a lot of funny stories to tell.
by Atsnok37 November 22, 2021
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Tony Igy

Tony Igy is a one hit wonder, creator of "Astronomia" (a viral meme song that was used for the Coffin Dance video) and also the greediest and most pathetic person in the music industry. He manually claims videos on as low as 30,000 views that have generated less than $1 of income, and used 10 seconds of his song. He has not been able to write another globally successful song since, and likely will not need to, since he has stolen so much money from YouTubers.
Creator: "Bro, I just got a copyright claim on my video again, being a YouTuber sucks."

Me: "That's just Content ID doing it's thing"

Creator: "No you don't understand, Tony Igy manually claimed my video"
by TONY_IGY_IS_A_THIEF March 8, 2021
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huge toni

huge tony’s brother from another mother. Straitest nigga you’ll ever meet and if you spit in his food he’ll find out why before burning you to death

Guy 1: wow this guy has been obliterated
Guy 2: probably spat at huge Toni
Guy 1: why burn the dude
Guy 2: I believe huge Toni’s father was burnt alive by the mayor’s gang at the time this is his way of retaliating
Guy 1: huge Toni hit me up yesterday wants me to help him kill the mayor
Guy 2: this nigga’s on Ecstasy
huge toni doesn't give a fuck about you
by big black bus October 18, 2018
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