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Urban Dictionary 

A place where a definition for the word "Classical Music" is an expository essay on why rap sucks.... Which it does... But still.
Herp Derp I am an "intellectual." I listen to classical music. I don't have any real talent at all, and I am pissed off because I am on my period and I just lost the game. I am going to post on Urban Dictionary that rap sucks in the definition of classical music.

Urban Dictionary 

A dictionary that lets you speak the inside language of others.
I kept feeling uncomfortable inside the 7-11, so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary to find out why.

Urban Dictionary 

A stupid online dictionary that promotes racism, pornography and stupidity.
Search for any word on urban dictionary and you'll find an offenisve, racist, or stupid answer.

Urban Dictionary 

1. A place where you get to read other people's opinions on things and thumbs down/thumbs up accordingly if you agree or disagree.

2. An online dictionary that has a definition for nearly every known word in the world.

3. What you're using right now.
Person #1: Hey, I wonder what the rest of the world thinks about Justin Bieber!

Person #2: Sure, just check Urban Dictionary!
Urban Dictionary by D-2k() June 19, 2012

Urban Dictionary 

noun: A situation that unexpectedly turns into an orgy where every bodily fluid is witnessed and sexual acts are performed as if the participants were playing sex dice and twister at the same time.

adj: unexpectedly and disturbingly sexual
noun:
Friend1: "Hey, sorry I couldn't make it to your movie night last night, how did it go?"
Friend2: "It was a real Urban Dictionary. I saw what I swear was santorum oozing from Jimmy's ass, but I couldn't tell because I got angry pirated before the previews even finished."

adj:
The biology class became increasingly Urban Dictionary as an orgy built up around the two kids who were munging with the pre-dissected fetal pigs.

Urban Dictionary 

a happy place where everyone comes when they don't know something.

a place full of random nonsense when nonsense makes sense to the nonsenseable
Kristopher: "Dude, where were those chicks from the party from?"
Luke: "I think from Jefferson Forest High School"
Kristopher: "What's that?"
Luke: "Let's Urban Dictionary it!"
Urban Dictionary by blondemaid463 September 23, 2012