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reverse splooge

When you are making out with a guy, touch his penis and its not hard. (When its definitely expected to be)
I touched it, and it was a reverse splooge...eww
by haime and kyree November 7, 2010
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Reverse Blowfish

Sucking in your big fat gut when an attractive female walks by.
Oh no! Here comes Kim. Quick, reverse blowfish.
by Hadu April 18, 2013
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Reverse Wingman

The fat and/or ugly chick who accompanies the hottie at the bar, making it impossible to score with the hottie.
This operates as follows: by directing your attention at the hot chick who has a Reverse Wingman, you are implicitly offending the Reverse Wingman, thereby giving the hottie an excuse to condemn you as unfeeling, shallow, insensitive, looks-obsessed, etc. Hotties bring the Reverse Wingman along when they, the hotties, either genuinely wish to be left alone, or when they want to be a tease and derive sadistic pleasure from rebuffing all advances. Do not reward this behavior! Or even better, flirt with the Reverse Wingman...it'll drive the hottie crazy.
by Im Exil September 26, 2013
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reverse slider

The art of excretion while sitting on the toilet backwards. Usually performed as a prank on a friends bathroom. Usually difficult to clean up
"We went round to Dave's place and decided to slip his bathroom a reverse slider"
by Part time Dr Phil December 10, 2007
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Reverse Fasting

A term often used when someone doesn't poop for a very long time. It can become an addiction or... simply because they can not poop
Hey dog, you should try reverse fasting. Everyone is doing it.
by Devan McKinley November 22, 2010
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Reverse Dragon

After eating something spicy and you end up "breathing a stream of fire" out of the wrong end. Usually results in a ring of fire.
We had szechuan food last night. What a mistake, I reverse dragoned all morning.
by Philote December 13, 2012
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Reverse Trombone

The act of performing oral sex on ones partner whilst simultaneously reeming their bowels with a dildo. Much like the rusty trombone, it resembles the trumpet player.
The reverse trombone Greg gave me last week was so good I still can't walk right
by crabby_dicks November 18, 2014
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