wheezing pirate

When your girl is sucking you of and you punch her in the stomach while shooting a load in her eye. she grabs her stomach with one hand bending over and putting the other hand over her eye while saying AARRGGHHH ! thus the wheezing pirate .

Bitch tried to play me like a chump so i hit her with a wheezing pirate to teach her a lesson.

by droland October 25, 2012

angry pirate

The act of kicking a girl in the shin and then when she turns around to see what happened you squirt in her eye so she is limping and can't see in one eye.

Damn dude, last night i pulled an angry pirate on jill and she got PISSED!!!

by Greg Trzyna March 8, 2008

pirate whore

In other words, mariana. A pirate whore is a girl that is a bitch (pirate) and extremely sexually active (whore). He/she is someone who is not very trustworthy and lies in order to get manipulate people.

Mariana, your such a pirate whore for manipulating me.

by Piyinski April 20, 2008

pirate sandwich

When a friend knocks out at a party, ejaculate on one of his eyes. When he wakes up, punch him on that eye. He'll wake up grumpy with a squint on one eye screaming "aaaaaarrrgggh!"

"Claudio knocked out first, so i gave that bitch a pirate sandwich"

by the_villain_strykes May 4, 2009

Butt Pirate

A person who enters the anal canal during a sexual encounter without his partners consent. Gives new meaning to the term "Booty".

Sally "Billy took it a little too far last night, he said it slipped but I don't believe him."

Susie "You know Sally, I always knew Billy was a Butt Pirate."

by Silly Bill February 10, 2010

Dick-Cheese Pirate

A Dick Cheese Pirate is one who deeply enjoys pirating dick cheese for their own personal use

guy1: what is cody doing?
guy2: being a greasy dick-cheese pirate.
guy1: figures...

by jloedistsew March 22, 2010

pirate smoker

one known to smoke the sausage on a regular basis. (see bryce s.)

bryce s. is certified as a professional pirate smoker

by phillip December 4, 2003