mom's boobs

what you don't look at when your mom's talking to you!

if you look at your mom's boobs you will burn in fiery hell for the rest of eternity.
unless your mom's a slut

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

blogger mom

A new age mom who finds time to blog as well as take her kids to school, camps and soccer practice.

"Her kids play soccer, but she's more of a blogger mom than soccer mom."

by secondmilestyle October 8, 2009

your mom

Used when no other explaination is necessary or there is no right answer.

OR

What you say when someone stated the obvious and there is no other way to break the awkward silence.

You: "So, why did you decide to sell your children as black market sex slaves and start regularly injected acetone into your veins?"

Me: "Your mom."

Or

You: "That homework was the easiest thinkg I've ever done."

Me: "Your mom was the easiest thing I've ever done!"

by njadams10 January 10, 2008

Mom chest

Typical red freckled sun damaged chest. Not all moms have mom chest, but the ones who do are always moms.

“Ew. Look at the mom chest on that mom.”

by Seacrumpjr October 9, 2018

your mom

what people say because they are to damn stupid to think of anything else...

person 1: dude i just walked into a wall...
person 2: your so damn stupid...
person 1: YOUR MOM!

by Homey wiz focizal February 27, 2008

Mom-Bomb

When you post a fantastic status update on facebook only to have it commented on by your mother and all of her friends that unfortunately have added you on facebook. This typically prevents any of your friends from posting any funny comments and often leads to you being scolded or babied.

Carlos: yo, man i posted this awesome status and my notifications were through the roof, but then i looked at who it was from. I got mom-bombed man!

Greg: that sucks man, I hate getting mom-bombed so much that i blocked my mom from my facebook page

by D. Rogers February 23, 2011

Your MOM

It's referrering to one's mother. And how she needs to do her dog.And is not referring to your mother at home

OMG YOUR MOM! She's such a hoe!

by That's Hot March 8, 2005