I need scissors! 61!

Towards the end of Konami's Metal Gear Solid 2 (PS2), a computer AI operating under the alias of Colonel Campbell becomes infected with a computer virus codenamed "GW." The virus proceeds to scramble the AI's memory and logic, causing the AI Campbell imposter to utter numerous phrases of complete nonsense, among them the phrase "...I need scissors! 61!" It is part of a longer quote, listed below.

The phrase "I need scissors!" has no particular or coherent meaning, as it is simply the product of a horribly scrambled AI.

"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

I need scissors! 61! by Siegfried Zaga May 23, 2005

I cut for you 

If you cut for a person you feel them, you almost love them..i;e This slang originated in Texas and has spread across the dirty "I cut for you!"

"I cut for you you tough ma!" "Nah, I don't much cut for her."

I cut for you by Shine Pickens September 5, 2007

I'd hit that 

A phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you would have intercourse with her if the oppurtunity presented itself.

"Wow, did you see that girl over there?"
"Yeah."
"I'd Hit that."
"Same Here."

I'd hit that by MichealBluth December 29, 2005

I don't even.. 

When something is so surprisingly stupid, you can't even fathom a way to react.

...What the fuck... I don't even...

I don't even.. by sir3n April 3, 2011

I'd've 

Contraction of 'I would have'.

I'd've tried a little harder if I knew then what I know now.

I'd've by anonymous February 5, 2004

I Do Declare 

Generally an exclamatory phrase which asserts/affirms the truth of a previous or forthcoming statement. Often associated with the vernacular of the American south.

Well I do declare! My man done ate fifteen hot dogs in under a minute!

Hey! Isn't that Old Bill Mcsmithers? I do declare!

I Do Declare by red5xx July 17, 2010

I Love You

The sweetest thing one person can tell another. Should only be said if meant.

Person One:I love you.

Person Two: I love you too.

Person One: I mean it.

Person Two: You made my day.

I Love You by Chel-Cee May 4, 2009