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french choke 

A variation of french cuff, however the gag reflex is purposely initiated in intervals while performing the french cuff.
My dear chap, you must hear what happened the other night... While Charlene was carrying out her nightly french cuff upon my shaft and berries, she subsequently began gagging and hacking uncontrollably and in frighteningly durational intervals and she did so all with an indelible grace that no man could deny her some semblance of reciprocation once she had wrapped up her wonderful performance of what we can only call, a french choke.
french choke by bonzogoda November 2, 2011

French Hand 

When a man gets a handjob and has his pubes braided at the same time.
I got a french hand yesterday. My crouch looks like snoop dogg.
French Hand by g-mancer December 5, 2011

french jousting 

when a man is across the room from another man and they run at each other in full pace and collide penis first in the ways of jousting
chad kroeger is the epitome of a french jousting high champion what a douche
french jousting by jren December 15, 2012

French Rock 

Fancy ass cocaine. Poor white people could never afford it.
man i got some french rock last night. its so pink
French Rock by timberwolf12 October 28, 2012

french hours 

Refers to a shorter, more efficient workday without breaks or a lunch hour.
I game to the last french hours of the day until my work is done.
french hours by UDfrenchman May 15, 2013

French Frying 

The act of cheating something out of someone, by their lack of attention to the situation.
drive thru: Hi welcome to ------ how may I help you?
person: Hi I'd like a cheeseburger and a small drink
Drive Thru: alright that'll be $2.10 please pull to the second window
preson: *drives* *pays* oh wait where are the fries
Drive thru: oh I'm sorry they must have forgotten to put it on the receipt what size did you want?
Person: large
Drive thru: ok I'll get that rel quick
person: *troll face* hehehe I'm totally french frying this place
French Frying by Dante7777 July 30, 2013