Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 04, 2021
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Stone Fox

an underrated movie/book where a child (Willy)'s grandfather almost dies and then Willy goes against an adult (Stone Fox) whos probably 26 years older than him and then Willy's dog fucking dies at the end while Stone fox threatens to shoot anyone who tries to win the race except Willy
me: i just cried when willy's dog died during the Movie Stone Fox
my friend: me too like wtf movie
by keyborad March 26, 2021
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Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.
1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
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stoned buddha

When a religious person gets high/stoned
Person 1: Yo matty ur we’re so stoned Buddha last night
Matty: fax
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Keith Stones

Crack rock derived from the DNA of Keith Richards, as his whole body IS drugs at this point
"What you looking to get?"
"Got some Keith Stones?"
by Inv4drz December 02, 2024
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Josh Stone

When you play fortnite and apex legends too much
"Wow, he is such a Josh Stone!"
by SAS RECRUIT S9WR February 13, 2019
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Sacramento Stones Deep

A man will take his entire penis and balls and place them into a womans vagina.
Last weekend after the club I got Sacramento Stones Deep on Becky.
by SacStinker January 24, 2018
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