Glasgow Subcrawl

A daytrip round the orbital Glasgow Subway (AKA Clockwork Orange) getting off at each stop to visit a pub and have a pint. There's 15 stops and therefore 15 pints.... Although it's commonly accepted that you should "Complete the circle" and finish back where you started, therefore having 16 pints in order to have fully conquered the Subcrawl.

- "I'm doing the Glasgow Subcrawl on Saturday"

_ "Ooft!! Are you some sort of alcoholic mentalist"?!

by Stoo340 October 16, 2012

sandbox submarine

Cat turd.

Little Billy was building a sandcastle and dug up a sandbox submarine.

"Oh a candy bar!" he thought.

by saycreative March 12, 2013

swedish subway

when someone sits on another persons lap and they both shit into the toilet

my dad was on the toilet so i was forced to do the Swedish subway with him

by king subway swimmer February 22, 2014

double subway

A vile sexual act reserved for dirty jail cells and the basements of the stickiest gay bars. An act so unspeakable that it cannot be put into words.

Jared Fogle screamed to his cell mate, "Please no! Not the double subway! Anything but that!"

by doublesubway January 26, 2016

Brooklyn Subway manouver

The Brooklyn subway manouver is a method of instantly killing yourself publicly.

It is performed by

Entering a subway in Brooklyn, whilst the train starts to move , you must quickly remove all of your clothes and bend over onto the floor of the moving vehicle. You are killed instantly.

It is one of the most humane methods of passing and it is considered humane amongst most ethic groups.

This is not recommended to those who do not wish to pass away.

Did you hear about the guy who died recently?

Yeah, I heard he committed the Brooklyn subway manouver.

Really? At least his passing was graceful.

by Canadian newcomer October 25, 2017

chevy suburban

1) a large SUV, somewhat similar to a Silverado 2) very popular among country crowds know as the swaggin wagon

“Hey man can we borrow your moms chevy suburban for the boot scoot boogie next saturday night? We’ll have the sickest swaggin wagon there Cooter”

by lujie October 31, 2017

tubby-subby

A submissive partner who is also a bit chunky.

My name is Michelle, love dudes that smoke cigarillos, I am a tubby-subby down for couple's play.

by olegzandr April 13, 2018