Matthew'd

The act of attempting to leave the pub at a reasonable hour and maintain the status quo at home. A "Matthew" will seek to destroy this karma and drag you down to his level.

Lads...I think he's just been Matthew'd

Why did she walk out? I assume it had something to do with the fact he got Matthew'd

by Jamie's Jamie'd Again February 21, 2020

Matthew Nash

Matthew Nash Is Very generous. He is very selfless and never takes no for an answer. He is very loving, kind and treats his family friends and partner well

My mum knows a Matthew Nash and he is very generous and very loving to his partner

by A Cool Boy February 22, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is a fun-loving guy. He is the type of person who seems intimidating at first sight but once you get to know him, he is sweet and sensitive. Matthews tend to have a connection to nature. He loves science and knows almost EVERYTHING about dinosaurs. Matthews have beautiful eyes and are very attractive. If you know a Matthew, don’t loose them. They make great friends and partner!

Guy 1: Who’s that dude over there?
Guy 2: That’s Matthew

by Mavi22 March 3, 2020

Matthew

Cute e but will ask ur friend out after u brake up and then ur best friend will date him for 5 months or more and then u will fight with your best friend a lot and then find out a cute guy likes u a lot but u are to scared and shy 👉👈😥 to talk to him and ur name is probably trinity 🌸❤️

Matthew os a dick but Owen likes me what should i do?👉👈😣

by Bush I’m a hit u w a bussss March 17, 2020

Matthew

A person that’s suicidal, threatening to man kind, Blasion, like to show fake BB guns!!! Overall a Pussy;)!!

Matthew likes to not be able to wheelie.

by Nina p March 20, 2020

Matthew

Verb. To anesthetize your genitals.

Dude 1: bro I Matthewed my dick last night!
Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?!
Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!

by DrDre868 March 27, 2020

Matthew

Fat-ass who people call handsome but others are just jealous because once you get to know him you realize that he adores food more than you. Hes such a fat loser but obviously he's good at video games because, you know, he's fat. Says really stupid things to get attention and succeeds. Also very dramatic. If you have a Matthew, watch out.

Holy shoot Matthew is so stupid and fat

by feaonfoieajfoi March 27, 2020