Juning

"Juning" is when the time illusions of the mind . . which is why the phrase "Time flys when you have fun." is true! An example of "Juning" is when you're waiting in line for airport security it only takes 10-20 minutes but may feel like a hour. If you're having fun it's the opposite way around. Juning occurs in your mind when you are very bored or very entertained/having fun!

"Did you enjoy the party Alyssa?"

"I did but . . my mind was Juning from that party!

by TheTypicalE June 25, 2021

Juning

Smoking a cigarette. June is the month of cancer and smoking causes cancer

“Hey Jose, wanna go juning with me?”, “no thanks Tonja, I’m doing confirmations, ask B-Ryan instead.”

by CeeJayNobi February 07, 2019

Juning

The verb of excessively masturbating until you violently ejaculate everywhere, EVERYWHERE. (N) June, (past tense) Juned.

I heard Matt was with Samantha and he started juning.

by Corndogst April 27, 2024

June fools

day where you fool people like April fools, but it’s celebrated specifically on the 17th of June of 2024

T: “I hate roblox”
H: “what….? But you play roblox everyday”
T: “hahah happy June fools!”

by smartaslpro June 17, 2024

Mama June Moment

When a man is stupid enough to agree with his female partner that she looks fat

Will ended up sleeping on the couch after he had a Mama June Moment.

by Karijohanna August 29, 2019

June of you

When someone says this that means you're everything other than Heterosexual because of what you just said or did.

"I'd let Ryan Reynolds rail me."
That's kinda June of You.

by Ancient Reaper the Cheese God June 09, 2022

June 19

Ask a parent/friend to buy yo ass a pizza

Hey you know what day is?
No
June 19th get me a pizza

Nah
If they say no youre legally allowed to burn them on a wooden pole like the witch they are.

by Reeheeheeheehee June 19, 2022