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god-gobbler

pejorative term describing a particular kind of religious believers who accept any statement issued by some religious authority or interpreted in a religious text, without using critical thinking and even common sense.
God-gobblers can be found among monotheistic fundamentalists of various religions.
They will also refuse scientific facts because they don't reflect their beliefs.
Ignoring scientific ethics, they could also try to formulate pseudoscientific theories to support their beliefs.

Origin: comes from God + gobbler, "one who eats food very quickly, without decorum" (figuratively).
"My kids (teenagers) go to youth-groups at some God-gobbler church near them"

"take a look at a real history book - not something cranked out by some evangelical god-gobbler or neocon think tank"
by iwnit April 29, 2008
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A God’s Plenty

The G-rated version of a “fuck-ton.”
I don’t need anymore; I’ve already had a God’s Plenty.
by AJ02 June 27, 2021
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God is a man

If god is every thing then he may also be a man or a male squirl
by EliasIsn't Gay October 11, 2020
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My God

A phrase used in most cheesy thriller/action/horror movies and novels.

It's intense and dramatic and is usually not shrilled..it's more of a shocking realization that the character is far more out-numbered than previously planned.
"We can't hold back the tides anymore, they're on us! Capn! They're coming from behind!"

*music stops..slow-camera pan on the new hoard of enemies*

"My god."
by Hermes October 17, 2008
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The God Whisperers

The internet radio sensation that is singlehandedly responsible for the 21st century renaissance of the theater organ. Ostensibly as a way to kill time due to lack of preparedness, the playing of their studio instrument, dubbed the Mighty cWirliTzer, has become a staple in the weekly broadcast but not without controversy. As a result of this excitedly raucous musical treat, their podcast has been banned in China and most of the continent of Africa.
Justin Timberlake has nothin' on the God Whisperers. Anybody can bring sexy back- it takes a certain skill to bring back the theater organ.
by Sir Rusty Shackleford XVI August 23, 2011
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Zoe god

Someone who swaps or scams people who deserve it
Timmy and Nathan are the og Zoe gods
by White man 233 April 10, 2019
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porcelain god

Normally prayed to when one is sick. tho porcelain god refers to your toilet and the act of vomiting in said toilet for any reason.
Guy 1- "where is jim?"
Guy 2- "jim had to much to drink he is currently praying to the porcelain god"
*sounds of retching in the bathroom*
by bladejkl July 12, 2012
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