Crumpin

Crumpin’ is the new fuck. It’s aggressive, it tastes good in your mouth, it describes with excitement. Crumply is also used interchangeably

That shit is Crumpin’! That sandwich is looking crumply

by CrumpinBitch April 5, 2022

crumpet fucker

a slur of loft lotus because theyre fucking british and that embarrassing

oh my hod that crumpet fucker is being embarrassing

by token emo April 7, 2022

Crumpet Muncher

A redcoat tea taxer.

Remember when we threw those fucking crumpet munchers' tea into the Boston harbor.

by Npet2301 April 13, 2022

crumbilous

where you have a food that is extremely amazing and scrumptious that you want to eat every last bit including the tiny crumbs

ella and kaidie thought that ellie's apple pie was crumbilous

by sausage licked April 19, 2022

Crumb-stache

When you have so many crumbs on your face it counts as a mustache

“Damn, my empanada gave me a crumb-stache!”

by Crumb_got_boots April 21, 2022

Crumpets and tea

Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.

Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?

Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!

by sex minister April 26, 2022

Crumpet stuffer

A derogatory term used to describe the British and their obsession with tea and crumpets.

American: "Here comes the Crumpet stuffer!"

by He8i3 May 4, 2022