by KRHimself October 9, 2004
Get the i'm allergic to bullshit mug.Everything shitty about North dakota -- which is everything.
Some examples include:
-Passive aggressiveness***
-tourist attractions mean that there is a larger than normal rock to look at, maybe some buffalo
-everyone drives literally 10 miles under the speed limit
-everyone thinks that they know everything because "their uncle dale read about it in a book somewhere"
-everyone is related to each other, but they'll still try to fuck each other, exclusively
-where "marijuana cigarettes" are a felony, but sure, go ahead, fuck your sister
- where Drake is considered "negro bumps" by the locals. If anyone is playing anything harder than Drake, the police are called
-It's flat
Some examples include:
-Passive aggressiveness***
-tourist attractions mean that there is a larger than normal rock to look at, maybe some buffalo
-everyone drives literally 10 miles under the speed limit
-everyone thinks that they know everything because "their uncle dale read about it in a book somewhere"
-everyone is related to each other, but they'll still try to fuck each other, exclusively
-where "marijuana cigarettes" are a felony, but sure, go ahead, fuck your sister
- where Drake is considered "negro bumps" by the locals. If anyone is playing anything harder than Drake, the police are called
-It's flat
Ex. 1: North Dakota is one of the icyest places in the contiguous United States. Better throw some dirt on it & not put any road salt down!
Dave: Damn! That's some Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit!
Ex. 2:
Jerome: Hey susie, wanna hangout?
Susie: no, my stomach hurts
*Proceeds to post a million snap stories of "Chillin with my bestie!!! LOL xoxoxoxoxoxox" *
Jerome: Wow, couldn't you have just been straight up? Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit
Ex. 3: North Dakotan driver pulls up to a left turn yield on green, and decides to wait 2 light cycles before turning, because the cars that are traveling at 25 mph are traveling "too fast" and there was "no time" to turn.
Chad: Are you fucking serious? That's actually some north dakotan fuckin bullshit right there
Ex. 4:
Richard: Hey, I was just wondering if I could get some help on some math homework today?
* two days pass *
Maggie: Oh sorry, I was at work!
Richard: Wow....the least you could've done was say you didn't know. That's the epitome of North Dakotan fuckin bullshit right there
Dave: Damn! That's some Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit!
Ex. 2:
Jerome: Hey susie, wanna hangout?
Susie: no, my stomach hurts
*Proceeds to post a million snap stories of "Chillin with my bestie!!! LOL xoxoxoxoxoxox" *
Jerome: Wow, couldn't you have just been straight up? Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit
Ex. 3: North Dakotan driver pulls up to a left turn yield on green, and decides to wait 2 light cycles before turning, because the cars that are traveling at 25 mph are traveling "too fast" and there was "no time" to turn.
Chad: Are you fucking serious? That's actually some north dakotan fuckin bullshit right there
Ex. 4:
Richard: Hey, I was just wondering if I could get some help on some math homework today?
* two days pass *
Maggie: Oh sorry, I was at work!
Richard: Wow....the least you could've done was say you didn't know. That's the epitome of North Dakotan fuckin bullshit right there
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Get the Mississippi Bullwhip mug."Bulls on parade!" - North American metaphor slang,
Usually used to notify those around you that police officers/soldiers are present and/or taking action nearby, and that it may be time to defend yourself against them.
"Bulls on Parade" is also a song by the band RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, which features on the Album "Vietnow". The band often uses this song as an opener as it is very exiting and contains powerful anti government rhetoric.
Usually used to notify those around you that police officers/soldiers are present and/or taking action nearby, and that it may be time to defend yourself against them.
"Bulls on Parade" is also a song by the band RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, which features on the Album "Vietnow". The band often uses this song as an opener as it is very exiting and contains powerful anti government rhetoric.
"oh shit watch out man, they're coming... YO! BULLS ON PARADE!"
RATM: "Arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells,
Rally round the family with a pocket full of shells,
...BULLS ON PARADE!"
RATM: "Arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells,
Rally round the family with a pocket full of shells,
...BULLS ON PARADE!"
by RenHoek28 August 23, 2007
Get the Bulls on parade mug.a British adaptation of the American slang term, "the shit," used in reference to something that is superb, outstanding, amazing, or the best of its general category.
Eli Roth (Hostel, Cabin Fever) popularised the term in his short animated series, "The Rotten Fruit."
Eli Roth (Hostel, Cabin Fever) popularised the term in his short animated series, "The Rotten Fruit."
by Wild Drunken Bill March 29, 2007
Get the dog's bullet mug.Bulls Milk - The Man juice from a Bull. Unknowning persons have successfully milked (so they thought) a bull.
by Captain Spanky July 28, 2006
Get the Bulls milk mug.An inveterate liar. A person whose life is so empty they have to invent grandiose yarns and daring exploits to make people think they are anything other than sad pathetic losers.The king of bullshitters is a guy called Eddie and one of his outlandish anecdotes is transcribed below.
"So I got a bite and I reeled it in and it was a 500cc motorbike. Kick started first time. Went down to Birmingham for the weekend on it. Pulled two girls and did them both in the hotel room while snoting coke off their tits. Just as I joined the M6 on my way home the front wheel fell off. Couldn't fix it so had to do a wheelie for the full 120 miles."
"Jesus! You bullshitter!"
"Jesus! You bullshitter!"
by Dave Mars January 21, 2007
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