Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.

Minnesota bacon

by myskin1issoBlack July 18, 2022

bacon is good on Wednesdays

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bacon is good on Wednesdays

by BIG-M chocolate milk May 08, 2022

bacon jar

Putting the "bacon" into the "jar" ;)

Last night Tim gave me a bacon jar!!

by Bacon Jar February 08, 2018

Baconizing

Where a person is laying on somewhere (more specifically a couch or bed) like a fat ugly lazy ass pig.

bonus points if you’re baked (high)

1: “did you see caysie? she was totally baconizing!”

2: “yeah, what a fat lazy baconizer”

by dylan_poggers July 17, 2024

bacon cheeto

a Cheeto with bacon rapped around them.

Joe: Ey man you got that bacon rapped cheeto other known as a bacon cheeto??
Bob: HELL YA MAN!!!!!!!!!!

by Tikka Jakobo April 04, 2018

Shakin' Da Bacon

A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.

Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?

Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.

by Phillip Mugooch February 13, 2010

cunt ragging, bacon slapping

when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there

fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.

by the man macdaddy aka spid February 05, 2019