Gay Uncle Mark

A gay uncle Mark is the uncle everyone thinks is gay but can’t admit it to himself. He would have a funky beard and a ponytail that looked like 3 hairs on a horses ass. Typical phrase used would be “Hey mmmaaannn” When laughing he would make the sound of a gay rabbit humping another gay rabbit. Take caution when around people like this. They are easily subdued by the elusive catfish.
I would invite you all over... but I have a gay uncle Mark hangin around
by ThaGrizz408 February 08, 2020
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Toilet Skid mark

A peice of shit that has stuck to the side of the toilet and looks something like a gt stripe on an old mucle car
dude i totally left that chick a surprise in her toilet, It was a full on turd and guess what?,I didnt flush so shes got a massive toilet skid mark on her hands-literally
by Asian Inv4sian August 08, 2009
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x marks the spot

a sexual position where an individual lays on the ground and makes an 'x' with his or her body.

then inserts each of his or her hands and feet into four consenting women.
coque was thrilled to learn that elaine and her three friends were interested in a little game of x marks the spot.
by j to the bizzle November 11, 2006
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skid-mark

When a guy pulls his cock out of a bitch's twat and wipes the poo on her ass cheeks.
Girl 1: How was the sex last night with tommy?
Girl 2: It was really great until he pulled it out and gave me a smelly skid-mark.
by bulldog07 May 15, 2006
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mark foster

a loser singer who thinks hes deep
I'M MARK FOSTER, I WRITE SUPER DUMB LYRICS AND BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
by markisadusche July 27, 2012
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Mark Ass Tripz

...SUCK MAH NUTs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Miznatch February 11, 2005
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Mark Waters Wipedown

A classic, extreme house cleaning. On average takes about am hour and the pad is spotless afterwords.
Lets give this place a good ol' Mark Waters Wipedown!
by habitat2live December 13, 2010
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