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Man makeup 

When a dude cums all over his girl's face.
Before going out, Gus applied his man makeup all over Bridget's face!
Man makeup by Glass Saddle January 14, 2007
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To be emotionally or physically sad enough you feel the need to cry, but don't because you're a man.
Wow, Geoff looks stressed, like he's about to man cry.
Man Cry by Gervior April 13, 2009
A mans desire to have another mans ass cover the end of his little German helmet.
Boy, would I love to man hat that ass!
Man Hat by gleevo February 17, 2006
man tan

This was the brand name for a self-tanning lotion created in the 1960's, to appeal to a male audience. By extension, any tan that's "man tan" is fake. The expression is commonly used to mean an artificial suntan in both the US and the UK.
1) She put on man tan the day before she went to the beach so she wouldn't be fish-belly white her first day out.

2) UK usage:
"The £2.99 man tan on sale"

"No need to hit the beach anymore. It's not usually men who get accused of faking it - but that may be about to change. Preening males can now look bronzed to perfection - with the launch of a cheap fake tan aimed exclusively at them. It gives a gradual tan, so they don't go from Peter Crouch to Peter Andre overnight.

" 'British men are more image-conscious than ever,' said the manager of the supermarket selling it. 'We hope it helps blokes achieve the glow they're after, without the tell-tale streaks.' "

3) USA usage:

" As a native Californian trapped in New York, I’ve watched my former consistently bronze glow fade to a somewhat gray shade of pale. So…what’s a guy to do, you may be thinking? (...) I hit the city streets in search of a sunless man tan. (... I chose) the spa’s 'organic spray' tan, which promises a natural looking tan using a unique combination of mineral salt bronzers, beets, sugarcane and the approved cosmetic tanning agent, DHA 20."
man tan by pbchloe August 15, 2009

man flute 

1. a penis, baldy the one eyed champ, one eye heat seeking moisutre missile, knob, wang or dork.
I like it when my lady plays my man flute, it only has one note though...
man flute by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

man relish 

I shot a hot load of man relish all over her back.
man relish by Bogey December 11, 2003