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foreskin brain 

The foreskin creates electrochemical signals that are communicated to much of the body, including the brain. Information about sensitivity, arousal, compassion and the importance of physical touch. Circumcised, they are all nonexistent or at least minimal.
There exists similar information at a website search for “penis brain” by wordpress.com but, I’m afraid it neglects to mention the equally important and powerful part that a healthy foreskin play’s in sexual and mental health.
The foreskin brain is key to sexual intercourse being a fully humane experience and not just an organismic relief.

dick in brain 

When someone thinks too highly of themself.
Betty I know you think I’m hot.”
“Jesus Chad, get you have dick in brain syndrome.”

Crash Course in Brain Surgery 

Look inside and you will see
The words are cutting deep inside my brain
Oh they're burning, quickly turning
Knife of words is driving me insane
Insane
Yeah, yeah

Raven black is on my track
Please show me how to neutralise the knife
Show to me in surgery
The art of fighting words to conquer life
Conquer life
Yeah, yeah

Ooh baby, I can rock and roll
Ooh baby, get out of my soul
Now the wicked lance of fear
Driven from my heady mouth and brain
Crash course in brain surgery
Has stopped the bloody knife of love again
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Fucking useless neck down braindead cunt 

Someone who is so fucking useless their body only functions from the neck downwards, completely independently of the brain, resulting in someone who literally isn't worth a wank
Dom Willey is one fucking useless neck down braindead cunt
Used a sentence as "to give brain"

(v) To give/get a blow job
(n) Blow job (also know as head, deep throat, etc.)
Dis bitch gave me tha best brain last night bro...fershizzle!
Brain by Murphizzle Dizzle July 18, 2008

brain ninja 

Title given to girls by comedian Dane Cook. Girls have the power to fuck with a guy's mind by saying something so simple that it eventually drives them crazy.
Girls are brain ninjas! They know how to get in there with their katanas and cut ya! And then disappear into the night!
brain ninja by brainninja14 December 1, 2009