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Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon

The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.
Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."
by igm30001 January 25, 2017
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Bacon egg n cheese

Say Bacon egg n cheese really fast. Congrats you sound weird
BACON EGG N CHEESE, BACON EGG N CHEESE
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making the bacon

The utimate phrase of complete comtrol over another person or thing.Also could mean pwning or working another person.
Dave was "making the bacon" today when he beat down 4 fags. Joe "made the bacon" when he scored 3 touchdown. Ian made the bacon when pounded the shit out of rachel in the bed. Jesse made some bacon when hitting jon with a laptop.
by Joe patma crouch October 23, 2007
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Bacon

The result of intense piggy climaxes
Bacon is tasty
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Frozen Bacon

A sexual act of spreading butt checks and placing several scoops of various ice creams on someone’s anus, letting it melt a little, placing bacon pieces and eating it out of their booty.
Dude I was out with this Corie girl last night, she asked for a Frozen Bacon, that girls WILD.
by Scrubber69 May 4, 2021
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Bacon bits

So I was in a club on E ans I was totally off my bacon bits
by Belta-Boy July 19, 2024
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Death Bacon

Bacon with the stringy fat that goes down your throat and makes you choke.
yesterday i was almost killed by death bacon.
by Hyperbolic Paraboloid September 11, 2021
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