torch

Awesome, amazing, bitchin, rad... Something that is torch is beyond just being cool it is highly desirable.

All you can eat shrimp for $2.99? Hella torch bro!

torch by ElChupacabra April 25, 2014

touchless 

A male/female who is yet to be intimately involved in ANY way with another human being.

'...at this point, as a 36 year old touchless male, I don't know what to do. I guess I just keep on keeping on...' (after a failed attempt of initmate approach)

touchless by redditscanner July 31, 2013

touchbuddy 

A touchbuddy is another word for "friends with benefits" but lower on the intensity scale...

"Why is she sitting on his lap and playing with his hands?" (asks the one person)

"Oh, they're touchbuddies! You didn't know?" (answers the other person)

"I didn't know there was a thing such as a touchbuddy." (says the one guy)

touchbuddy by reesricerees April 19, 2014

Touchfest 

When a group of people continuously pat each other on the back for performing menial tasks at work.

"Hey, did you see those guys shaking each other's hands and telling each other how great of a job they did? "Yeah I did, what a touchfest".

Touchfest by FredoAl May 9, 2018

Touching the back of your tongue 

No, the under part of your tongue
yeah, that's the one

It's supposed to feel like the tip of a dick

Girl: "Can i touch your dick? uwu"
Boy: "Touch the back of your tongue"
Girl: "......."
Girl: "WOW!!"
Boy: "So what did we learn today?"
Girl: "Touching the back of your tongue feels like dick!"

Touching the back of your tongue by yourmilkissusaf9004 February 12, 2022

Touched by the hand of God 

I was standing by the ocean when I saw your face
I couldn't look at you
I guess you knew it but I never realized
That we were through
And now I'm down here all alone
With every feeling that I own
You can't take that away
And with every breath we take
And the illusions we create
Will come to you someday
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
I never hoped to do the things in this world
I wanted to
Because everything I own
It belongs to you
I never looked at you in a sexual way
In my life before
And I've never woken up like this
So desperately before

And I was touched by the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was

Touched by the hand of God by Death Menace May 6, 2023

Kid Toucher 

A human who is usually of the male gender that touches kids at an uncomfortable or offensive level.

Usually named Antonio, and the victim is usually named Josh.

Antonio is such a kid toucher, he touched Josh

Kid Toucher by jesuschristisaliveholycrap October 31, 2022