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Touchfest 

When a group of people continuously pat each other on the back for performing menial tasks at work.
"Hey, did you see those guys shaking each other's hands and telling each other how great of a job they did? "Yeah I did, what a touchfest".
Touchfest by FredoAl May 9, 2018

toughest sport

Person 1: what sport do you play?
Person 2: Ice Hockey
Person 1: omg, heard that's the toughest sport, are your teeth okay?
toughest sport by User694208800q November 25, 2020

Touchstone 

Person of importance. Significant other. Your constant, the person who completes you and makes you whole. A true friend without critisms and judgements, who loves you unconditionally.
Sterling is my Touchstone.
Only friends can be equals, touchstone:)
Touchstone by Bella January 13, 2004

Touchception 

When the NFL is to cheap to pay experienced/established NFL refs more money, so they hire high school referees to officiate their games for 1/10 of the cost. So what does the nation see on Monday Night Football to end the game? A TOUCHCEPTION.
ESPN announcer: "Last play of the game. Here comes the hail mary by Russell Wilson. He throws it up.....CAUGHT! NO! INTERCEPTED!...NO!...it's a TOUCHCEPTION??"

Ref#1: "Did you see that? Yes we agree.....INTERCEPTION"

Ref #2: "Yes i seen it. Yes I agree....TOUCHDOWN"
Touchception by c-dogg72 September 25, 2012
one who is of the highest sexxyness
katie is such a touchet.
touchet by tanner young August 29, 2007

touchless 

A male/female who is yet to be intimately involved in ANY way with another human being.
'...at this point, as a 36 year old touchless male, I don't know what to do. I guess I just keep on keeping on...' (after a failed attempt of initmate approach)
touchless by redditscanner July 31, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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