soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.

"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."

by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018

Softitis

When you are to much of a bitch and complain about stupid shit

I think you have softitis so stop being a bitch and complaining about stupid shit.

by Proffesorg May 16, 2018

Soft Pomeranian

A girl with a cute puss with a lot of bush.

I was with Carol last night - total Soft Pomeranian downstairs.

by Kirei Kotomine July 12, 2018

Soft

Curly Shepard.

1) curly shepard is so soft!

by Jejejeeh July 17, 2018

soft

Someone who is fragile and sentimental

Derek - Man I love her sooo much
Justin - Jesus you're soft

by NescotCollegeSucks July 26, 2018

Soft weiner

Flacid

The man had a soft weiner. It was flacid.

by Abe1961 July 27, 2018

soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.

I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.

by Skylark838 September 25, 2018