mountaineer

Someone who partcipates in one of the world's truest sports: Climbing mountains.

Sir Edmund Hillary, Ed Viesturs or Conrad Anker.

by jason December 18, 2003

mountains

when you love somebody your heart and soul and mind is occupied with feelings for them. equipping you with overflowing patience and care if only they signal the same back to you.
when you love somebody you do not see anybody else taking that space, your eyes do not wander off, search. if only they seat you in the same place.

when you love somebody you miss them when they're away, you miss their support, friendship, kiss, touch, their annoying paranoia, their madness, their smile, hugs, speech and silence. you miss their breathing on your chest and yours on theirs.

when you love somebody you are willing to sacrifice the life you have built because you know the pain of losing them will be greater.
when you love somebody you can move mountains.

by Krkič April 29, 2020

mountainbiker boy

They are funny and joke a lot. But look hella hot when they are racing. Even if they don't pay attention to you during the race they will afterwards

There is a mountainbiker boy in my grade and I go to his races

by The mountain bike boy June 19, 2019

Filthy Mountaineer

An ugly prank played after camping with one's best friend or girlfriend and eating a generous amount of grilled hot dogs or Brats. The pair hike to a nearby summit (preferably one of 8000' or more). Once at the summit and both persons are ready to expel the winers, the prankster takes initiative to find a viewable open location to do the deed. The prankster drops his/her pants whilst yelling to the prankee to look towards their bare ass, which should then be blowing mud toward the prankee as they look over. Hence the Filthy Mountaineer.

We hiked and hiked. Suddenly, I really had to go shit so I dropped my pants in front of Cindy and gave her a Filthy mountaineer!

by J>C>B March 5, 2008

no-no mountains

The buttocks, gluteus maximus, or ass. The term puts the butt cheeks as the mountains and the butt crack as the valley between the mountains.

Get your no-no stick away from my no-no mountains.

by awesomeMCawesomeness April 11, 2009

Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).

Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.

by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009

bullshit mountian

Every show on fox news

Aidan: I was watching Bill o Riley last night, it was a complete mountain of bullshit.
Jack: Yeah, Fox is bullshit mountian

by Abck February 27, 2014