by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020
Get the Bronx mathmug. The ancient, mystical art of claiming math was invented by your ancestors without doing the math of actually reading the Vedas. Popular among pseudo-historians and WhatsApp scholars, it's a misinterpretation of a book by Bharati Krishna Tirtha, who himself admitted his formulas aren't Vedic but just catchy branding.
Example 1:
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.
Taglines:
"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.
Taglines:
"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
by Cipher Nomad December 4, 2024
Get the Vedic Mathmug. by handle587645678942986724386928 October 13, 2020
Get the Mathmug. When the number or quantity portrayed by an individual is no where near what the actual number or quantity is.
Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.
by Dumpsterfire Commando March 20, 2025
Get the California Mathmug. Person 1 : hey do you know what MATH Stands For
Person 2 : No what does it stand for
Person 1: Its Stands for
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
Person 2 : No what does it stand for
Person 1: Its Stands for
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
by OneSaltyBoi25 June 15, 2018
Get the MATHmug. by Burgchurg November 3, 2019
Get the Mathmug. The embodiment of hell. I would not wish this shitty punishment upon even my worst enemy. Help me- no sparx is very good yes i love it. (HELP MY TOES ARE BEING CHOPEED OFF) yes i am getting so smart for saying 1+1=3 mhm mhmmmmm (HELP PLEASE NOT A DRILL)
by Aesodynx May 21, 2023
Get the Sparx mathsmug.