John Stamos 

it is quite possible that john stamos is the coolest individual to walk the earth. he has it all, from sweet hair to good looks to tight pants. definitely the best character from full house, aka uncle jesse. the "epitomy of coolness", john stamos is the guy every girl wants to date. every guy wants him as their best friend. he knows whats hip, cool, and he teaches DJ, stephanie, and michelle every moral they've ever learned.

john stamos` ex-wifes name is rebecca. my name is rebecca. coincidence? i think not. marry me, john stamos.

john stamos is the hottest guy ever, next to brad pitt.

jeez, look at that guy`s hair. he looks exactly like john stamos. sweet.

John Stamos by john stamos` lover. rebecca. September 5, 2008

John Holmes 

The most well-known male pornstar, due to his monstrously huge dick. Holmes himself claimed he was 13 inches long, his ex-wife and many other female pornstars say it was more like 10.5 inches long.

John Holmes lied about his already huge penis size, but also lied about being a college graduate and being the personal gigolo to a wealthy British woman.

John Holmes by dothejeffreydahmer August 14, 2007

John Deere

the best of the best!!!

The best dame thing that god ever made for rednecks...

John Deere by missy dale September 22, 2003

john kerry 

A truly presidential, inspirational, intelligent,prudent, wise,experienced, and upstanding individual---John Kerry 2008

"I know something about aircraft carriers for real."
John F. Kerry

"I will never conduct a war or start a war because we want to; the United States of America should only go to war because we have to. And if you live by that guidance, you'll never have veterans throwing away their medals or standing up in protest.
John F. Kerry "

"No one is going to question my commitment to the defence of our nation. I don't know what it is these Republicans, who didn't serve in any war, have against those of us who are Democrats who did.
John F. Kerry "

"President Clinton was often known as the first black president. I wouldn't be upset if I could earn the right to be the second.
John F. Kerry "

"America now stands as the world's foremost power. We should be proud: Not since the age of the Romans have one people achieved such preeminence. But we are not Romans; we do not seek an empire.
John F. Kerry "


"I believe America's best days are ahead of us because I believe that the future belongs to freedom, not to fear.
John F. Kerry "

john kerry by Elvis-The King February 11, 2007

John Force 

When performing anal sex, the person on the giving end removes his penis and runs it up the recievers back, from crack to neck as to replicate one of the said racecar drivers infamous burnouts with the fecal matter of the reciever. Most popular in one night stand situations, or to be used as a breakup initation tool.

"hey what did you do yesterday?"
"I picked up this skanky slut from the roller rink and gave her a John Force!"

John Force by 96redvette March 23, 2009

John Nguyen

This person is amazingly sexy in every way.

He always get the ladies. They normally want to take his pants off and have sex with him.

Chelsea: Hey sexy!!!

John Nguyen: Back at ya wanna have sex??

Chelsea: For Sure!!!

John Nguyen by LOL FCKING CATS August 22, 2011

John Wayne hemorrhoids 

The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."

John Wayne hemorrhoids by Skinbro July 20, 2008