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I'm only human

What to say when you complete the 100% all crime speedrun
Guy 1: I'm only human don't put yo blame on me

Guy 2: Bro you touched kids and tortured random hookers
I'm only human by solargene April 21, 2023

Real Human Woman

A real human woman is someone of the female gender who is not pixilated but also is of the human species. Hence the term real human woman.
"Yo, man, I think she's one of those AI girls that just started being released."
"Nah, brotha, that's a Real Human Woman."
Real Human Woman by Let's Pan!c March 13, 2020

Lesbian Human Toilet 

A sweetly perverted lesbian, girl or woman who offers HER mouth, lips, throat and stomach to other lesbians, girls or women for use as an actual toilet. Activities include spitting, pissing and sometimes even shitting (and vomiting) into the toilet girl's mouth.

Sometimes a mouth/jaw vice is applied to force the toilet girl's mouth open for extended periods of time. Usually when she is consuming the excretions of 2 or more lesbians.

Many Hollywood actresses and female musicians use hot lesbian groupies as Lesbian Human Toilets.
Did you hear the hot-gossip rumor that Paris Hilton regularly requires her lezbo groupies to be a "Lesbian Human Toilet" before Paris will grant them girl-sex with her?

AP Human Geography 

A class offered by some schools specifically designed to bore students to death. It forces students to learn a bunch of useless crap that will never be used later in life, like most AP classes. Even though the textbook isn't nearly as long as the AP World History textbook and you get a lot more time to read the chapters most students will procrastinate and read the chapters the night before, resulting in an all-nighter and failed exams. If you listen in class it's very possible to get a 5 on the exam, regardless of what scores you got on quizzes and tests throughout the year.
Avarage Grade on quizzes/tests: C
Grade on AP Human Geography exam: 5
AP Human Geography by APKittyKat November 17, 2014

The Human Race

George: Hey billy whats your opionion about "the human race"?
Billie: Its an infestation.
The Human Race by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010

the human condition

That we as humans are aware of our own mortality.
Struggling with death anxiety is just part of the human condition.
the human condition by dj alfa September 13, 2007