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Gonster

An awesome beverage made from 50%/50% Monster Energy Nitro, and Guinness stout.
Im bouta go make me a Gonster, brbs
by Pantie Thief894302 May 4, 2024
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gogster

Someone who has an addiction to playing frisbee, is constantly glazing everyone around him, and thinks he's him, even though he sucks at what hes doing.
I just beat you in frisbee!!! Im the gogster. Arurururur.
by WhosDog20091212 May 21, 2024
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Goonster

AKA (Goonmaster, Goonmaxxer)

The terminology surrounding the modern part-meme part-reality of the act of “Gooning” has risen in popularity drastically during early to mid 2024. This has lead to words to spring off of the original concept such as the mentioned Gooner, Goonster, and Goonmaxxer to be related to different levels of Gooning and the levels of pleasure experienced during these three levels.

The Goonster is a form of Gooner that is considered an expert, mentor, or master of gooningEX1. “Gooning” is the act of perpetual stimulation of an erectile male penis over a long amount of time or when a male person who “edges” until they reach what is known as a transcendent “Goon State” where the appearance of the male face resembles the “Jizz Face” in some part while also keeping the features of a Goon or Goblin-like monsterEX2. A ”Gooner” is someone who simply Goons frequently (Anywhere from once a month to once every three days). Therefore, the “Goonster” is a master of “Gooning” and might goon up to 12/24 hours a day for maximal goon state. This maximal goon state that is over 6 hours is known as “Goonmaxxing”. A Goonmaxxer is the third level of gooning, and is a person who reaches the Goonmaxx State at least once a weekEX3

Additional classification can be added with numerical levels of pleasure as experienced by the gooner. EX4
EX1 “Max is such a Goonster, he spends over six hours of his time every day Gooning and he is the one who taught me and all of my friends how to Goon!”

EX2 “I heard that Tim can edge for like 3 hours at a time! He is a fantastic gooner!”

EX3 “The Goonster Theo must have been Goonmaxxing all last week, I couldn’t snap him back at all!”

EX4 “I literally got a level 45 goon last night and it felt so good.”
by Goonictionary May 26, 2024
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Goose Mode

What happens when Dignan from HivemindTV doesn't get any of the first three questions of an episode correct. Usually involves flapping his arms as if they were wings, squawking in Riley's face, and rolling around the room in his rolling chair.
Dignan really went GOOSE MODE on Riley and Grant there. 0_0
by not_an_urban_dick_user June 11, 2024
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Goose

Me: A goose... is actually... *drumbroll, please!!!* A GOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: WOOAHHHHHH AMAZING DESCRIPTION YOOOOO WOOOOO!!!!! *clapping* I NEVER KNEW THAT!!!!!!!1
Me: goose.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Okay thank you everyone for coming and this is the end of my performance.
goose.
by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 25, 2024
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Goose mouth

When a girl puts her teeth on a guys penis when giving a blowjob.
Guy 1: “My girlfriend gave me goose mouth last night and i had to pull her off bc it hurt so bad”
by kybblekos November 24, 2024
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Goose leg

(n) A skinny penis with an abnormally large tip
I heard the Thomas brothers can’t fit it in because they both have a goose leg.
by The Biggest Doug December 28, 2024
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