fredbeared

When someone's head and/or other limbs get caught inside the jaw of an active animatronic.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about that kid who got fredbeared?"
Person 2: "Yea, that was a really horrific incident back in 1983."

by RayGaming May 15, 2024

fred function

A gathering or get-together which surrounds the theme of “Fred”

“I can’t wait for the Fred Function!”

by FredFan1 May 31, 2024

freddiemack23

The name of a man who is an absolute utter no-life window licking dick nibbling fuckface. He commonly appears in the popular online video game; Rainbow Six: Siege. Rather than playing ranked, he tryhards and sweats his balls off in quick play against the enemy team every round. He has been last spotted going 7-0 using Melusi and Ram as his Defense/Attack operators.

*Game starts*
User 1: Ah fuck freddiemack23 is here fuck this bitchass nigga bro.
User 2: Shit, fuck this man I'm leaving.
User 1: Same man this guy is such a fucking bitch.
User 1: "ALL User 1: Hey freddie, go back to your plat lobbies and hop off our dicks in quick play ya fucking bum"

by ballinbutatwhatcost July 3, 2024

Femducation

Same as shameducation/simpducation: propagandist/indoctrinating content or course focused on regimenting male behavior for submission/subservience to women by the gynocentric group of narcissistic/egotistic women and simping/whitghnighting for them arrogant nerds, to reassure entitled and narcissistic girls in what they want to hear and as soft enslavement of men, to instill internalized shame in male libido, to control others and eradicate all other views/speech and behaviors - that don't fit that group's opinions and preferred dynamic.

This is part of cultural homogenization/imperialism of private relationships and individuals.

People promote said subjective opinions/feelings based in empathetic/psychopathic biases and personal differences, as if they are objective facts, and later strap onto it fallacious nerdy mental gymnastics as proof (when it's an already predetermined/decided outcome anyway for them).

Porn causes addiction.
There's no objectivity in this, just femducation, you could say sex and women cause addiction too then.

by veinsofgold September 3, 2024

Fred

Have you ever thought about having passionate sex with a small animal you might be like a Fred. Have you ever played Multiverses for 5 hours at a time you might be like a Fred. Do you ever constantly bring up Outlast trails even after your friends yell at you you might be like a Fred. Allthough these things are bad Fred is always a good person to have around whether its for fun times or "fun times" if you know what I mean (rough gay sex). To sum it all up Fred is a hardcore gay lover and an even more hardcore gay friend, we love fred. (and his asshole).

Me: hey Fred you wanna go to the park and hang out
Fred: Sure but lets have butt sex rq then we can go
Me: OHHH YEAHHHH

by Havvok November 23, 2024

Freddy Fuckass

someone who is a pedophile, e.g attracted to kids while simultaneously being extremely creepy and/or enjoying cuckism, the reason for these two contrasting sexual views is due to a lack of height female warmth and attention

that guys a real freddy fuckass

by hash_brownzzz November 24, 2024

Freddy Fazbear Blumpkin

When you are locked inside a pizzeria (specifically with animatronics), and one of the animatronics comes up to you and forces you to eat a special pizza laced with laxatives. You then are forced to go to the bathroom where the animatronic comes in and gives you a Blumpkin.

Yo dude after you left the pizza place last night Chica gave my the Freddy Fazbear Blumpkin.

by anonymous November 28, 2024