Captain Hook dick

A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.

He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.

by The guy May 7, 2015

Captained

When someone gets unexpectedly kicked in the balls hard enough to make them cry. While the person who kicked the other person balls yells Captain! too further humiliate the other person.

Dude Tom owes me money when i find him he is getting Captained.

CAPTAIN!....(getting kicked in the balls) Dude you just got CAPTAINED

by fenton-gorrilla410 April 15, 2010

Captain Obvious

1.Nowadays also known as Rebecca Black. A person too dumb to know that obvious facts don't need explainations. 2.May also be known as "Chorba" in some places.

Ex1: Rebecca Black: "It's friday, yesterday was thursday, tomorrow is saturday"..... etc

Some ten year old: "Thank you Captain Obvious..."

Ex2: Teacher: "Les feuilles absorbent la lumiere..."

Chorba: "PHOTOSYNTHESE"

by lars23x April 26, 2011

Captain Dildo

Someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a dildo in their ass all the time.

Guy 1: "Man have you heard Garrett lately?

Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"

by DONOVAN94 August 25, 2011

DA Co-Captains

1) Two people who live wasted and never lose in BP

and

2) two people who drink to get fucked up everyday jus to have sum fun and fuck wit otha people

Da Co-Captains are the illest drinkers ever.

by Tony and Dante September 12, 2008

Binderize Me Captain!

An expression that means the person is being told this should find, make or steal a binder and shove it up their own ass so deep that they're bleeding.

Hey Douche! Binderize me captain!

by Hannibal King 969 June 16, 2009

co captains

when these two people named tony and dan, go to each others house's and get wasted like fucks

Dan and I are co-captains.

by Tony January 27, 2005