turkey bacon 

(noun.) A distraction or waste of time.

PERSON RIDING SHOTGUN: "Hold on, I'm going to hop out of the car here at Grand Central Station and try to find a bathroom, but I won't bring my cell phone, so you'll get to spend ten super-efficient minutes circling the block in rush hour traffic and waiting for me to re-appear at my leisure." (passenger suddenly leaps out while car is stopped at red light)

DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"

OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."

turkey bacon by Nitro et al September 28, 2008

a piece of raw bacon

the act of sticking your tongue in someones mouth after the consumption of bacon.

I thought John was giving me a kiss... instead I got a piece of raw bacon. =(

a piece of raw bacon by kosher1 April 17, 2011

Make the bacon 

To perform sex upon command.

Make the bacon, bitch.

See similar Making bacon and Make bacon

Make the bacon by CerebralStud February 7, 2012

frying bacon 

Getting right to the task at hand. Getting things done quickly. Doing what you are told to do. Working hard to complete a task.

Dave was frying bacon after the meeting, there wasn't a thing left on his to do list.

frying bacon by TJeff February 12, 2013

Canadian Bacon 

Canadian Bacon is cooked ham.
It's funny how Canadians think they have something unique going on...

Oh my god, Canadian Bacon is soooo gay.

Canadian Bacon by TimHodges December 4, 2011

sea bacon 

Pieces of lumber, sea life and random refuse sprinkled onto the water and drifting into the reach of men and women in kayaks, yaks or other canoe-like vehicles.

"Yo, Eric, don't you dare launch that piece of slimy sea bacon at me!"

sea bacon by FCB7 May 4, 2012

My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn 

Basically nicholas' life story

Nicholas: this is my life story:
My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn by PPratty February 23, 2020