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"Alberta emergency alert system"

A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late
TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"

Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"
by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014
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Albert Heijn

The greatest collection of random, ass-and-ass, prepackaged shit-tasting excuses and cancer inducing food products typically found in the greatest country of them all, the Netherlands. Go there, the Netherlands. Don't go to Albert Heijn, unless you want your ass cancered.
Well fuck me right in the asshole or let's go to Albert Heijn, aint no choice there bubba!
by Diffa August 21, 2017
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albertan

n. Proudly ill-informed redneck willing to blindly ignore science while the bodies pile up

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Masks don’t never work; it’s in the bible. A true albertan would know that.
by gnostic3 May 4, 2021
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Alban knox

by Albanisbottom June 7, 2022
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Albion

One of three realms in the MMORPG Dark Age of Camelot. It is primarily populated by people who are very insecure with themselves, so they have a tendancy to form very large groups, referred to as zergs, for mutual protection. They seem to be a rather jovial bunch; they like to laugh alot.

There is a very structured social class, with Warders being the majority. This indicates that the Warders are in control in Albion.
by Bob June 19, 2003
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Albani

A name, people with this name are usually the ones that like to walk around and don't like to stay at a single place, talkative, outgoing, sarcastic and extroverted. They like to fight and discuss silly things. This kind of people also like to help others.
Hey, What's up Albani!
Albani is killing someone!
Albani went missing at the last trip...
by Vorith May 13, 2009
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Alba

Derived from Jessica Alba, one of the most beautiful women on Earth. Face, tits, ass, legs all delicious.

An "Alba" is a very cute, gorgeous young brunette with a fabulous body.
"That's a hot little Alba over there..."

"There are so many horny Alba's in College!"
by Gary W. June 2, 2004
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