rofl waffle 

To rape with the fervor of one million ferverous people who are ferverous about the act of rape. In short, to rape.

If you don't stop I'm going to rofl waffle you in a corner!

rofl waffle by delicious apples November 26, 2006

Twat Waffle

A Twat Waffle is man who acts like a girl and gets their feelings hurt easily.

Timmy was telling a joke. When interrupted by Jack you could see the joy leave his eyes and he was about to cry. Jack saw the hurt in his face as though he was a little school girl who just fell and scraped her knee. Jack told Timmy to stop being a fucking Twat Waffle.

Twat Waffle by UFO 311 April 29, 2009

twat waffle

a slang term started in Lacey, NJ by Kayla Horror

"that chick is a fucking Twat waffle!"

twat waffle by Kayla April 8, 2005

Belgian Waffle 

A sex act in which a person puts on waffle-stomper boots and stomps on a penis and then sucks on it, blood and all.

"I love Belgian Waffles."
"Do you want to go to IHOP then?"
"Only if they hop on my penis. I'll go get my boots."
"Wait... what?"

Belgian Waffle by Not James. May 3, 2009

Blue Waffle 

Slang for the Toronto Maple Leafs. This is a result of the Toronto Maple Leafs playing hockey so poorly, that their hockey skills "Stink" to the same level as a severely infected Vagina.

The Leafs lost to the Canadiens again, what a pack of Blue Waffles

Blue Waffle by Tie Domi April 3, 2011

Burnt waffle

A vagina that has been burned from fiction. Caused from too much sexual activity.

Not too be mixed up with blue waffle, that shit's fucked.

Bloke 1: Gave my missus a burnt waffle the other night!

Bloke 2: Awwww yeaaaahh

Burnt waffle by InGrownBumHair October 24, 2012

Pink Waffle 

A drink or cocktail consisting of:
KA Fruit Punch
Gin
Lemon Juice

"Me and my mates got utterly gaziboed on some Pink Waffle yesterday"
or
"I just made some Pink Waffle wanna come round and taste it?"

Pink Waffle by ElectrifiedWhale December 18, 2012