Reverse Santa

When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.

Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!

by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019

Sexy santa

A man that steals every ones girls and eats there ass in a bath tub and licks your mom all over every night

Sexy santa is sucking off you mom

by Peen nipple December 26, 2019

Jaden Santa

Is extremely gay

Jaden Santa is so gay that he is gayer than the gayest man on earth

by Kinkysauce3000 October 19, 2019

jaden Santa

fuck you jaden santa you are stupid and retarted you smell like poop i hope you die of depression overdose when Minecraft steve rejects your stupid love that nobody wants not even the lonliness man on earth wants it, oh wait that's you jaden santa.

jaden santa is so stupid his dumb hair probably tastes like stale avacado

by Kinkysauce3000 October 25, 2019

Reverse Santa

Sex position where both people are upside down in a confined space (like a chimney) with at least one person in a onesie of some kind

We were rudely interrupted from doing the Reverse Santa when Sarah opened the door.

by Chief Elf February 6, 2020

Algerian santa

Algerian santa is a person who, on december 21st, beats kids with a crowbar and steals your shoes

Jim: Damn dawg, you look like you got fucked up! What happened?
Bill: yea man, algerian santa clause paid me a visit

by Dick ass bitch fag March 20, 2020

buttcrack santa

the crusty dollar store version of santa that is horny

Damn, Buttcrack Santa was too horny for his own good.

by gossip rat December 2, 2020