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Self Hoover

When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.
Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself
by Xione666 June 12, 2025
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Self-discounted

Having the feeling of someone breaking inside of your house

And you can’t defend yourself because you’re too aware and scared.
Oh no I feel self-discounted
by GHXSTRXDER October 8, 2023
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Self Bidet

When someone with a penis aims said penis up towards their rectum to wash away any remaining poo.
I was out of toilet paper and had to use the old self bidet
by Segman farts March 4, 2023
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Self Skulling

Self Skulling just means youre empathetic, emotionally intelligent, you journal, you workout specifically boxing in your garage, and you are a member of one of the top servers in India and Canada. Self skulling is a serious addiction and please contact 1-800-101-keen for more information.
Sends really unfunny message in discord server and than self skulling to boost the ego
by discorddessert April 22, 2025
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Self-Blumpkin Technique

The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.

It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.
“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”

“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”
by Rusted Sounding Rod April 29, 2025
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self-message

A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are

a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"

"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
by Portmaguese July 13, 2012
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Self-dickrecating

Modest about or critical of one's penis. Especially humorously so.
He calls his manhood absurd looking. He's totally self-dickrecating.
by Leo9money May 27, 2018
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