Self control

What you lose when you're around grapes.

When I see an open bowl of grapes, I lose all my self control and can't stop myself from eating at least one.

Self control by lonelygirl1039 June 3, 2026

Self Hearing

Listening to your own thoughts hear yourself think.

I start self hearing listen to my own thoughts and hear myself think once I got home to continue on with my agenda.

Self Hearing by Xoathy June 8, 2026

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! by francescunt October 29, 2021

suture self 

a term for removing one’s own stitches / also applies to stitching one’s own wounds, a less common occurrence than the removal of one's own sutures that were sown in by a healthcare professional

With no universal healthcare, you get a lot of suture self procedures taking place.

suture self by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 6, 2013

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus 

The better alternative of Go commit die.

You - "Go commit die!"
Me - "Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus!"
You - ...
Me - "oof"

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus by oofwhy September 16, 2018

unwarranted self-importance 

A serious form of narcissism. To act as if one is an important person without actually doing anything worthwhile to prove it, thus making one look like a complete tool.

Sometimes abbreviated as USI.

Idiot: Hey guys! I just put up all these sweet pictures of myself on Facebook, and I've got this vlog that you've gotta check out. If you don't, you're clearly some kind of lesser being, 'cause everyone loves me for no reason!

Smart Person: Sounds like unwarranted self-importance to me.

unwarranted self-importance by IrishBarbarian January 23, 2011

treat yo self 

A term that originated in popular NBC television show Parks and Recreation, when Tom and Donna two financially self destructive adults that work in the Parks and Rec. Department of Pawnee, Indiana decide to spend an entire day pampering and spoiling themselves. However in the process end up destroying their bank accounts.

"Once a year Donna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?"
"Clothes"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fragrances"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Massages"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Mimosas"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fine leather goods"
"Treat Yo Self"
"THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!"

treat yo self by LiamWisner October 14, 2017