lets just be friends 

The default rejection line given to men by women. This line will almost always be followed by no other reason backing it up. When a woman says this, she really means "pleae get out of my face and never talk to me again, and you have a very small penis".

That new girl told Xioni she just wants to be friends, she must smoke crack.

lets just be friends by patrick2615 March 30, 2005

That's just how I roll. 

A comeback for when someone questions your style, taste, or decision making. It can be used when the actual reason is too embarrassing to admit, would cause you to lose street cred, or you dont know why and want the other person to shut up.

Why are you going to see Bareback Mountain? Dude, that's just how I roll.
Why are you wearing a shirt with an amusing slogan, a trendy blazer, 300 dollar ripped jeans, and haven't shaved in a week? That's just how I roll.
Why are you ignoring me? That's just how I roll.

That's just how I roll. by cdeegee July 21, 2008

Don't you just hate that? 738 annoying things 

Funny and truthful book by Scott Cohen (An Everyday guy, Not a Famous Author) is a collection of those everyday little annoyances that we face in life (738 of them!). This book will definitly make you say "That's so true!" and "I thought I was the only one who notcied that!" because it's so observational and you'll laugh so hard because of how real and truthful it is.

Selected Annoyances:

-When you forget the initial thought you were thinking of, and then stumble on to a thought far less engaging and far less interesting then the thought you were thinking of before.

-When the Photographer sais "Cheese!" and realizes that there's something he had to fix on the camera, leaving you waiting there with a frozen smile that easily fades out into a phony grin.

- Having the suspiscion that using 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner is not as effective as if you used them both individually.

- The Vulnerability you feel while sitting on a public toilet.

- When the waitress asks "Is Everything alright here?" after you've taken a big bite out of a sandwich, causing you to grunt your response.

Just to name a few...

Don't you just hate that? 738 annoying things by Anonomously Anonomous September 14, 2005

Let's just be friends 

The ultimate put down; what woman say when they want to hear your heart actually break, and enjoy it.

Used when you have just made a drunken fool of yourself explaining your unrequited love to the Office Tease and she wants you to know that your rate lower than thrush, but in a "nice way".

Let's just be friends by Brett3005 June 3, 2005

i just find it funny how....

a girl says this when she wants to explain how she does NOT find something funny. if your texting a girl and she says this block her and move state.
99.99% of the time she does not find it funny

tyrone: hey olivia, hows your sick mother.
olivia: shes ok, i have to take care of her shes so annoying, i just find it funny how....
tyrone: *moves to a different state, nukes the current state he was in and blocks olivia in all the social media he has because he is dont with her shit*

i just find it funny how.... by om telolet om May 11, 2018

i just sharted

The meanings of "I just sharted"
1. Its when you fart to hard and you shit your pants
2.Describes what you do when your scared "oh my god dude..I just sharted.."
3.when you sundely fart very hard when your in class and shit comes out
4. Or its just a way of saying "I just shit and farted at the same time"

Person 1: "I have to shit really bad dude."
Person 2: "go to the restroom then.."
Person 1: *farts to hard and shits* "dude..I just sharted"

i just sharted by derpduck February 16, 2015

It's Just Tim 

A short phrase for attempting to explain unexplainable people, named Tim.

Dude 1:"What the fuck is up with that dude?"
Dude 2:"Don't ask, It's Just Tim."

It's Just Tim by Norko7&1/2 February 26, 2009