everlasting boner

A boner that simply just wont go down

"Yo Mike even after I busted my load I still was hard. Talk about an everlasting boner

by BigBlackClock6969 November 4, 2015

panda boner

To have a sudden urge for Chinese food

"Dude I have a major panda boner"

by Let me put something in here November 28, 2015

boner child

When your mother was impregnated naturally rather than with artificial insemination.

(tick here if you are a boner child).........

by ChildrenOfTheBoner January 15, 2016

Evil Boner

A boner you get when something evil is happening. Frequently accompanied by feelings of intense confusion and shame. Similar to the awkward boner.

I just got an evil boner watching the scene where that naked spy gets shot in the tit in Munich.

by CakeBadger April 10, 2016

Kentucky Boner

The act of having sexual intercourse in the restroom of a Kentucky Fried Chicken Restaurant

“ Ya man I took her out and gave her the Kentucky Boner

by Pace216 June 28, 2019

Pro Boner

When two prostitutes hook up and decide not to charge for their services

Prostitute 1 - So I charge $500 per hour

Prostitute 2 - I'm a prostitute too though, Pro Boner?

Prostitute 1 - Pro Boner

by Johnpricey July 15, 2019

Misery Boner

The sexual arousal derived from experiencing or watching others experience misery.

To enjoy one's own misery or that of others.

Synonym: Schadenfreude

John got a misery boner when Wade failed to get into Mechanical Engineering.

by WCAVSTECH May 4, 2019