Angel Zones

A 400 lb heffalump resembling a giant mouth-breathing urinal cake that smells like rancid dolphin-infested tuna. Sometimes found with craft glitter in the unchanged adult diapers of low-rent convalescents patients.

"Please don't leave Gramma in that nursing home, she'll be defenseless against an Angel Zones infestation!"

by Barry Isacunt November 3, 2017

p'zoner

Male arousal resulting from the desire for a P'Zone.

"I have a raging mega-huge p'zoner, let's go to pizza hut."

by Christ2000 September 28, 2008

bestie zoned

Being friend zoned, but ten times worse because its even harder to get out of.

Shawn: yo Blake! Did you hear about Josh?
Blake: nah brah.
Shawn: ya know how he liked Hannah?
Blake: yeah, they were hittin it off real good last i. checked
Shawn: turns out he got bestie zoned!
Blake: no way! That sucks big time, i would rather be friend zoned
Shawn: i know!

by sauron301 September 21, 2014

family zoned

Just like friend zoned but not seen as friends but seen as a member of your family

"ooo did that hot girl come round last night?"

"yeah but all we did was watch a movie and she called me her 'bro', I'm so family zoned"

by criticalmuffins May 29, 2015

erogenous zones

their are atleast 9 you have to pay attention to during foreplay sex and after sex.
1. upper lip
2. finger tips
3. armpits
4. nipples
5. g-spot
6. clit
7. ass
8. thighs
9. toes/feet

She loves me
how you know?
cus i took care of all her erogenous zones

by craig March 12, 2003

zonetard

A forum poster who has nothing better to do than to create useless and mindless threads and/or posts in the Endzone forum.

I wish I had a girlfriend, but I spend so much time being a zonetard that I don't have time for one.

by itsajokeguys August 7, 2011

Ben-zoned

The act of portraying yourself as being so superior to an intellectual opponent that they are too scared to face you.

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez was ben-zoned when she refused to debate Ben Shapiro.

by Bigsadlad March 26, 2019