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Bro smearing

Replacing a word or syllable with "bro" as a way of dismissing it as categorically synonymous with douchebaggery without actually having to address its substance
Person #1: I'm pro-choice.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.
by UnfrozenCaveman June 26, 2016
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Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.
Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."
by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018
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bro balling

The act of air humping in a male friends personal space to make him freak out. Usually done by two or more guys.
Dude, Ryan deserves a good Bro Balling.
by Yahn Upsydurhead January 1, 2016
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bro speed

The speed in which your good male friend or "Bro"jacks you off.
Hey before we start do you know my bro speed?.
by Joymooon November 30, 2021
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Bro Shizxl

Literally the coolest rapper/human being of all time. Born in 15 AD, I'm pretty sure he is Jesus Christs brother-in-law. In the year 1234 he started Bro Shizxl's Gang Of Thugs Club because gangs weren't aloud. I'm also pretty sure he was like president of China at a point, he loves his little buddy Yolo Swag King who was always his second in command of the gang of thugs club. Eventually in 2006 he started writing a rap album that is scheduled to release this year called "Me and My Thugs" with a single dropped in 2015 known as the Bro Shizxl theme song.
by bruh(with 27 u's) October 17, 2020
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Quads on Bros

When four good friends chip in to purchase a subscription to BangBros
I really want to go on Ass Parade, but I can't afford the entire family of BangBros websites by myself. Want to go Quads on Bros with me and a couple of my boys?
by PoopDick666 June 11, 2011
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stoner bro

A homie/bro who gets stoned with you
Me and my stoner bro are gonna get blazed tonight
by Scotty420 May 21, 2014
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