Lemon

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.

(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”

by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021

Sherbet Lemon

Squeezing a lemon on your partner's dick and then sucking it off without biting their dick.

I gave my partner a sherbet Lemon last night

by Sauceygoodness March 21, 2021

lemon squigy

Some one that is always there for you but sometimes can be stubborn. She loves shopping . She is funny nice protective of her friends and has a great sense of humor.

Can you help me lemon squigy

by Lemon this man March 30, 2017

Lemon suck

When you use a dick as a lemon juicer the a girl gives you head

“Lemon suck me babe”

by LemonSuck69 December 6, 2018

Lemon Bleach

Hello my name is Mr Lemon Bleach and i will be your physics teacher! In this class we will learn how to drink lemon bleach!

Lemon bleach is guuuuuuud

by MrLemonBleach June 8, 2018

Lemon Head Daiquiri

During sex one partner will urinate into the other partners oral region, the urine must be a mixture of piss and cum.

We are going to need to make some Lemon Head Daiquiri.

by Notgninneb Retsehc September 23, 2021

Lemon sucker

A racial slur for an Asian person

Hey Lemon Sucker, try opening your eyes

by Coolkid9987 April 3, 2022