Rule 104

Every conversation will eventually turn to a) food and b) cats.

P1: "Why do we end up talking about food and cats every time we have a discussion?"
P2: "Rule 104, mate."

by Ikchen September 24, 2011

rule 943

There exists a furry version of every waifu, no exceptions

1: Did you see the furry rule 943 of your waifu?
2: Yeah man, it was hot as fuck

by Rule 943 July 20, 2017

Rules

A list of things that nobody cares

Rules? What?

by Pseudohacker February 23, 2021

Aquaman Rule

As seen in sport and other pursuits, the setting and context of an action can mitigate or nullify entirely an unambiguously and unabashedly homoerotic act. Much as a pool full of Speedo clad men climbing over each other or a grassy field full of men in tight pants capriciously running about slapping each other on the ass can be excused under the thinly veiled guise of being water polo or baseball, claiming that the Aquaman rule is in effect (before, after or during) makes any act, no matter how ‘gay’, totally ‘chill’. The philosophical basis governing this that if you do any thing in the water it’s totally not gay because, you know, humans live on land.

“Hey did you guys ever notice how that one time I made out with a dude in the hot tub at the LXA house that it totally wasn’t gay because, you know, humans live on land… And like that’s the Aquaman rule, and it’s on Urban so its legit… and I’m totally into chicks?”

by Not MOMO October 23, 2009

Riley (boy)

Riley is a cool guy. He plays Fortnite and GTA V. But he’s not a virgin. He gets bad marks and school and laughs at the dumbest shit ever. He is the class clown and he’s shy to new people

Person 1: Riley is such a cool guy, I wanna be friends with him.

Riley (boy): Uhh sure I’ll be friends with you. 😂

by RileyFastings February 4, 2019

5 second rule

A socially accepted rule that states a piece of food or edible meterial can safely be eaten if it is dropped on the ground for no more than five seconds.

The kitchen procedures (modified 60 second rule) of the San Remo Hotel in Las Vegas, NV.

by Sn00p July 10, 2004

road rules

20 year olds fighting over who ate the last fig newton....

"who ate the last fig newton? you have dissrepected me, my mother, and my whole family."

by Kym July 16, 2003