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mexican neckbrace

When a woman wraps her thighs around the face of man with a moustache like Tom Selleck and a Hat like Speedy Gonzalez and says “ándale arriba!”
“Jimmy came to work on Monday with whiplash!”

“Yeah, I heard Monica gave him The Mexican Neckbrace after that party on the weekend.”
by Ames_on_fire March 9, 2018
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Mexican Pothole

Rubbing asses together in a manner to make one's assholes kiss.
These two chicks where bumping asses so hard they caused a Mexican Pothole.
by Andoman2k May 10, 2018
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Mexican Dishwasher

When a girl is eating your asshole, giving you the reach around jerk off, and you give her the diarrhea spray
I took Maria home last night and I gave her the Mexican Dishwasher. Now we need to call a plumber and house keeper.
by Lord wagner May 15, 2018
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Mexican Screamers

Liquidised shit of the sort that burns on the way out and pebbledashes the toilet bowl. Mexican Screamers are caused by consuming quantities of very spicy food, generally of the Mexican variety, hence the name. The "screamers" part comes from the fact that the extreme burning sensation just before, during, and after passing motions, causes one to scream in pain.
ME: Those pulled pork quesadillas were lovely, but those enchiladas gave me the most horrible bout of the Mexican Screamers!
friend: What are "Mexican Screamers?"
ME: Flaming hot diarrhea caused by eating very spicy food!
by boeing737229 July 17, 2018
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mexican grease gun

A sexual act. When someone sucks your dick while you are standing and reaches around and pats air in your ass crack with their hand.
Wow. Maria just gave me one hell of a Mexican grease gun.
by Johnny31 July 19, 2018
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Mexican waterslide

by Feecha September 12, 2018
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mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water as they eat them out.
Horny and thirsty? Why not Mexican strainer?
by Mr. Id November 25, 2018
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