A man kneels on his hands and knees, pushing his penis and testicles between his legs. All the while, his sexual counterpart kneels behind him, performs analingus and masturbates the tucked, downward-pointing penis. The masturbatory act looks similar to that of a milkmaid milking a cow's udders.
This act differs from that of a Rusty Trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the Rusty Trombone is a "reach-around" with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a Dirty Milkmaid's participant is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.
This act differs from that of a Rusty Trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the Rusty Trombone is a "reach-around" with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a Dirty Milkmaid's participant is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.
You might as well call me Bessie the Cow, because that filthy whore gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
While I knew she could play a skin-flute, I had no idea she was also a Dirty Milkmaid.
That girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
While I knew she could play a skin-flute, I had no idea she was also a Dirty Milkmaid.
That girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
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The act of shitting into a blender, then emptying your Pony cum jar into it, then after you put the lid back on, press the smoothie button on the blender. When done you have created a Montana Milkshake
Man i took me a fat shit in a blender when i was drunk last night, so i experimented with my mistake and made a Montana Milkshake
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Another example of his hypocrisies is telling everyone to "Be nice!" If he hears somebody use profane language, even though he tells people to "fuck off" all the time, and yell "fukin hell" when he is embarrassed over anything.
Another example of his hypocrisies is telling everyone to "Be nice!" If he hears somebody use profane language, even though he tells people to "fuck off" all the time, and yell "fukin hell" when he is embarrassed over anything.
STUDENT: "This problem is too fuckin hard"
MR. MILLER: "BE NICE!"
while also,
STUDENT: "is this photo we found on facebook of you?"
MR. MILLER: "Mate fuck off"
MR. MILLER: "BE NICE!"
while also,
STUDENT: "is this photo we found on facebook of you?"
MR. MILLER: "Mate fuck off"
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Get the milo goes to college mug.A middle school in Warner Robins, GA full of homophobic assholes and fake ass bitches. The school is mainly full of white girls who are extremely fake and arrogant. The black girls are just as fake but not in their personality but in their looks. There is a fairly large population of homosexuals but they are looked down upon by the “rich kids” who only have enough money to afford a Ford Explorer. They usually refrain from sexual activities but the ones who do end up having sex are usually the innocent type. Large amounts of “college frat boys”. The teachers are extremely nosey and get in everyone’s business. They’re homiphobic as well.
Did you hear about that girl that got fingered by her boyfriend?
Yea what school I wanna get in on that?!
Feagin Mill Middle School
Someone called someone else a faggot in front of the teachers and didn’t even get in trouble the teacher joined in!
Wtf what school
Feagin Mill
Yea what school I wanna get in on that?!
Feagin Mill Middle School
Someone called someone else a faggot in front of the teachers and didn’t even get in trouble the teacher joined in!
Wtf what school
Feagin Mill
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