The Mike Main Special

A sex act in which you preform 5 positions in 5 minutes and then blow it on your partners chest.

Guy 1: I gave a girl the Mike Main Special last night.
Guy 2: Awesome!

by The kid99 November 1, 2009

maintenance strokes

What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.

I was doing maintenance strokes with porn running in the background while browsing 4chan.

by home movies October 31, 2014

Maite

a smart, honest, stubborn girl with a lot of values and always has the urge to relate everything to a cartoon from the 90's which is very annnoying but everyone just deals!!! Plus she has a HUGE BUTT!!!!

Zach: Ugh, Maite shut up with the Spongebob refrences already

Thelia: She will never stop because she is Maite

by POOPFACE94 October 9, 2011

mainstream

What most people like. Not always bad because everyone likes it. Often is curropted by things like MTV

MTV killed good mainstream music

by Whatever... April 7, 2005

Maine

A sweet place up north where you can go hunting, fishing and campin' all the time. You also got the mainah's who enjoy working on the cars. Oh and ya can't live without duck tape and WD-40

Maine slang...

Wicked awesome man

No doubt

Yahhh duddde

Get'ah done

by Maranda May 20, 2005

maintenance fuck

when your partner has sex with you to avoid listening to you complain about not having sex

Him: "Hey babe do you want to have sex tonight?"

Her: "Ok it's Sunday you're due for a maintenance fuck."

by JDub789 November 29, 2014

maiden

1) A young female virgin.
2) Short for Iron maiden
3) First

"I like maidens!"

"Maiden rule"

"Titanic sunk on its maiden"

by Gumba Gumba March 6, 2004