Lobster Claw

When you pound a girls pussy so hard that it sweels up and hold onto your dick.

I had to get my dick amputated cuz that drunk bitch lobster clawed me.

by hanssel May 1, 2007

lobs

A game played by primary school children. The players divide into two teams who both stand at either side of a the playground, or a netball court or something similar. Someone from one of the teams lobs, or throws a tennis ball at the other team. It must bounce once. If the tennis ball is not caught by a member of the opposing team after that one bounce, the team that threw the tennis ball in the first place scores one point. Games last as long as breaktime does.

At primary school we played lobs every day

by Kay September 27, 2006

lolbster

When an actual lobster tr0wnz the act of became death and is reborn from the lolster after w00x amplification levels are maxed out by Chewyeti at 3.

*Chewyeti pumps up w00x amplificaion lvls.
*lolster falls from sky.
*lolbster is born....again.

by Jesta March 2, 2004

Paradise Lost

Paradise Lost is when you convince a homeless person you will give her a large amount of money or a place to live if she will let you do the Plastic Taco to her. Once she's wrapped up and can't move you just leave her there and walk away

Those bums fall for anything. I had her convinced id let her stay at my apartment if we did the Plastic Taco. But as soon as she was wrapped up I pulled a Paradise Lost and walked away

by jamesondrinker1 September 8, 2010

lost your marbles

a game involing 2+ people where you lie on the ground on your backs, sides touching, and alternate throwing a marble into the air. if, when it lands, it hits the other person, you get points based on where it hits.
head~50 pts
girl's chest~10 pts
guy's chest~5 pts
leg's~5 pts
feet~1 pt
if it hits you, you subtract that number. play until all the marbles have been thrown, then race around finding them, then lay back down and play again. requires next to no skill, is hysterical, and fun espec. when stoned

"hey man let's play lost your marbles- that game is totally sweet!"

by lauren September 1, 2003

Lost and Found

Lost and Found is a Christian rock band. Michael Bridges and George Baum are the two members. Michael plays guitar and George plays piano/keyboard. They can be visited at www.speedwood.com.

Some songs by Lost and Found are: Baby, Lions, and Be Not Afraid.

by Christian Rock July 11, 2006

The Hemopheliac Lobster

(Hemophelia being the disease where you bleed alot.) Bang your girl as hard as you can on all fours until she bleeds out of where ever your penis is inserted. Then proceed to the next hole and the next and so forth.

The Hemopheliac Lobster

by The Big Fig September 19, 2009